Define Engineer ? (2 marks)
An engineer's sole purpose in life is to take simple processes and make them difficult.
- Engineers may be able to hold a pen, but spelling is certainly beyond their abilities. If they have to identify themselves in writing, the result is invariably injurious.
- The Female to Male ratio among Engineers is approximately 1:e^888888888 . It is a common misconception that there are no female engineers. This is not the case. They simply look so alike as to be utterly indistinguishable. It's the beards.
- The main difference between a Pig and an Engineer is that a Pig does not turn into an Engineer when it gets drunk.
Write four lines on Engineer ? (3 marks)
We are the engineers
We can, we can
Demolish forty beers
Drink rum, drink rum
And come along with us
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